I Did Not See That Coming (Up)

I just hosed down the kitchen stool, which Harry vomited all over after eating a lunch of strawberries and potato chips, one bite of brownie batter, and his iron pill. Rest assured, the brownie batter was not harmed, and Harry immediately smiled and said, "Bubble bath time!"

If you told me that this would be my day today, I would have laughed. Or possibly cried.

And what did you do today that could never have predicted this morning?