Tamara & John

Congratulations to Tamara and John, whose wedding went off without a hitch on Saturday. I was an attendant and do now hereby officially retire from public roles in bridal parties. I give myself props for this wedding, because I made the invitations and Tamara's veil.

Weddings are fine, and receptions are nice, but dancing is perhaps my least favorite of non-lethal activities. Being in the bridal party, I was forced to dance, but I was subjected to only one song, and for a married woman and a gay man, I think Adam and I did pretty well.

And who doesn't love getting hit on by the groom's father?